I just discovered that if you accidentally transpose the first two letters of psychiatrist, you get spychiatrist, which for some odd reason strikes me as a very funny word.
It also leads me to conclude two things:
(1) There really should be a profession called a spychiatrist, although I’m not sure exactly what they’d do (a therapist for secret agents, perhaps?).
(2) I really should get some sleep.
That is all.