Santa Cthulhu’s Coming to Town

On 22 December, 2015, in Parodies, Song Parodies, by C. Scott Davis

Santa Cthulhu’s Coming to Town

to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
(transposed into a minor key)

You better not run
You’ll just make it worse
Luckiest ones
will be eaten first
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

There isn’t a list
So take my advice;
He doesn’t care
who’s naughty or nice
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

He’ll eat you when you’re sleeping
He’ll find you if you hide
Devour us all, both bad and good
It’ll be humanocide!

O! You better not run
You’ll just make it worse
Luckiest ones
will be eaten first
Santa Cthulhu’s coming–
Santa Cthulhu’s coming–
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

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A little Lovecraftian Blasphemy to kick-off the day

On 31 January, 2006, in Parodies, Song Parodies, by C. Scott Davis

Santa Chthulhu

Cthulhu’s Hungry

to the tune of “Jesus Loves Me”

Cthulhu’s hungry, this I know
Necronomicon says so
When he comes, we won’t live long
We are weak, but he is strong

Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Necronomicon says so

Santa Chthulhu

Cthulhu Eats All of the Humans

to the tune of “Jesus Loves the Little Children”

Cthulhu eats all of the humans
All the humans in the world
Red and yellow, black and white
They are tasty in his sight
Cthulhu eats all of the humans in the world

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Santa Cthulhu


Santa Cthulhu’s Coming to Town

to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”

You better not run
You’ll just make it worse
Luckiest ones
will be eaten first
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

There isn’t a list
So take my advice;
He doesn’t care
who’s naughty or nice
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

He’ll eat you when you’re sleeping
He’ll find you if you hide
Devour us all, both bad and good
It’ll be humanocide!

O! You better not run
You’ll just make it worse
Luckiest ones
will be eaten first
Santa Cthulhu’s coming–
Santa Cthulhu’s coming–
Santa Cthulhu’s coming to town

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