99 Programs

On 14 February, 2012, in Parodies, Song Parodies, by C. Scott Davis

Grid Bugs

“If you’re having software troubles
I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 programs
but a glitch ain’t one.”

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My favourite part of reinstalling Windows is having to re-disable the Windows Firewall after almost every major update.

Microsoft: We’ve added Windows Firewall. Here, let me turn it on for you. *turns on*
Me: Uh, thanks, but you’re way too aggressive, plus my router already has a Firewall. *turns off*
Microsoft: We’ve updated Windows Firewall to protect you better. For some reason, it seems to be off though. *turns on*
Me: Seriously, thanks, but I don’t need or want Windows Firewall. Please stop doing that. *turns off*
Microsoft: Windows Update installed. Oh, and it looks as if your Windows Firewall got turned off again. *turns on*
Me: Grrrrrr…

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