A little Lovecraftian Blasphemy to kick-off the day

On 31 January, 2006, in Parodies, Song Parodies, by C. Scott Davis

Santa Chthulhu

Cthulhu’s Hungry

to the tune of “Jesus Loves Me”

Cthulhu’s hungry, this I know
Necronomicon says so
When he comes, we won’t live long
We are weak, but he is strong

Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Yes, Cthulhu’s hungry
Necronomicon says so

Santa Chthulhu

Cthulhu Eats All of the Humans

to the tune of “Jesus Loves the Little Children”

Cthulhu eats all of the humans
All the humans in the world
Red and yellow, black and white
They are tasty in his sight
Cthulhu eats all of the humans in the world

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